If you love the Duke Low but feel it doesn’t offer the protection your ankles deserve, well bow down and all praise the High Duke…

Smarten up, you’re in the presence of royalty here. Gone will be the days of street drinking while eating sketchy falafel. The Duke only eats hog roasts fed by angels. Was it protection you were after? Well the construction is based on drawings of the legendary Camelot, and cushioning is supplied by the mattresses of assassinated rogue dictators.